Revenge
Tactics
Repressed
fantasies of revenge are in all our minds and they apply to everyone from
that person who took your private parking space to the guy who stole your
girlfriend. Naturally it is very difficult to get revenge due to the fact
that all our actions are encapsulated within a system of law that shows
that breaking the law leads to consequences. I.e if you decide to kill
your girlfriend's new boyfriend you'll end up in jail for the rest of
your life.
But there
is a way of life dedicated to revenge that has less consequences than
jailtime and is nonetheless effective in aggravating the target of your
revenge tactics. These tactics are designed to be very easy to do and
are probably non tracable to anyone.
Vehicles
A targets car is wide open to attack. It is an expensive piece of machinery
that can be damaged or manipulated to cause discomfort. The easiest way
is to use a can opener to horribly scratch the side of the car. Another
is to place a dead chicken underneath one of the seats causing a very
horrible smell in the vehicle. If the car is closed a few eggs broken
and poured into the air intake will stale and give out a very horrible
aroma.
Fax Machine
If you have one of those small fax machines they can be used to send profanities
to the unsuspecting target's fax machine. Be sure that the fax does not
send your name and phone number printed on the papers you send, if it
does this will have to be reprogrammed. You'll need to use an untraceable
phone line, something you can do by checking into a motel that has a phone
line in the room. Next write a lot of profanities on a few papers and
use the endless loop system. The endless loop works by taping a few papers
end to end with sticky tape and finally taping the last paper with the
first. What happens is that the fax machine keeps sending all these documents
endlessly with the loop of paper revolving through the fax machine. You
can probably place the fax on an open table and have the paper loop go
through the fax, beneath the table and back into the fax again.
Telephone
By placing a personals ad in the paper you guarantee that you will have
a lot of people calling your target at all hours. Slutty personal ads
have a better response rate. Another way to use the phone is to wake your
target up by calling his home phone at early hours of the morning. Remember
that these days caller ID is everywhere and a payphone will have to be
used instead of your home phone.
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